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Lovehoney X ROMP Switch Clitoral Suction Stimulator

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  As Lovehoney were offering up to 70% off in their Black Friday deal I decided to pick a few things including this little Clitoral Suction Stimulator for £29.99 (RRP £34.99).  It is the result of collaboration between Romp  and Lovehoney which are both brands that I rate very highly for the quality of their products. So what do you get for you money? Well it offers 6 intensity levels adjusted via the plus and minus buttons which I can't help but feel look slightly like a duck. Stimulation is generated from pulses of air against your clitoris which is a different feeling to a normal vibrator but in a very good way. It is made from mostly rigid plastic with a silicone head, all of which are Latex and Phthalate free.  Feel and Play Now the bit that you really want to know what is it like to play with!  To use the toy you need to apply a small amount of water-based lubricant around the rim then gently rest it against your clitoris (as per the image below) and...

Faye’s Journey – A Hot Wives Tale

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This is the prologue for a book that I have been writing off and on for a very long time now, I really need to finish it off. however in the mean time I hope you enjoy this short sample..... Prologue “Oh fuck!” She moaned as her husband pushed his bare cock into her cunt. Immediately he began a steady rhythm of thrusts grunting gently as he enjoyed the feeling of her tight pussy wrapped around his manhood. She had just finished getting ready to leave when he had grabbed her from behind and kissed her neck. Instinctively she had reached behind to feel his naked form quickly finding his semi swollen cock while cooing softly at his sudden attentions. Despite her sexual instincts she couldn’t help thinking that she really didn’t have time for this but she was going to be away for a while and what better way was there to leave her husband than with empty balls? To expedite things she had moaned and told him to fuck her, not needing to be told twice he had bent her over the end of th...

Our latest book The Escort: Part 1 is now live on Amazon!!

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  With normal life & work getting in the way I have found it difficult to complete some of our long term projects one in particular feels annoyingly close to completion yet continues to elude me! And so in order to combat this I have decided to write a series of short stories. This series will follow Jade an escort and Miles one of her clients as they try to reconcile their feelings for each other against the circumstances of how they met.  Part 1 is out now with part 2 on the way..... check it out here I hope that you enjoy it! xxx Alrik

Old Faithful - Bodywand Aqua Massage Wand Vibrator

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We bought this toy way back in January 2018 and it has proved itself time and time again bringing Anna to climax every time we use it, thus taking pride of place in our bedside table. It's features include: 8 vibration patterns Plus and minus vibration intensity control Waterproof (submersible) Wireless (AA battery powered) Flexible soft silicone head  Controls One of the key things that we like about this wand is the simplicity of the controls, which consist of 3 buttons. a centre button for changing patterns, a top button for increasing the speed and a bottom button for decreasing the speed. The only criticism we have is that the buttons could be spaced slightly further apart, but this really is nit picking and definitely shouldn't put you off. Noise & Power You are sacrificing power for wireless freedom with this toy which it is true of all the wireless wands we have encountered. That said it definitely doesn't disappoint leading to some very intense orgasms even at ...

A new arrival.... The Lovense Lush 2

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So we have bought a new toy the Lovense Lush 2, we have heard many good things about it and just couldn't resist! We haven't yet had a chance to try it out yet though after it arrived today Alrik is desperate to do so. On first impression it seems good and looks fun, the silicone is lovely and soft to the touch while the app was easy to download. I haven't yet spent more than 5 mins with the app but it seems fairly intuitive and the vibrations seem powerful! I hope to have a bit more time with it one night this week or over the weekend after which we will post up a full review.  Check it out for yourself here if you are in the UK  or here if you are in the US  or here if you are in the EU , the reviews are overwhelmingly positive! To receive 10% off of everything you order use code - HONEYX10 Have fun and stay safe xxx Anna

Under Mattress Restraints

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So I made a quick off the cuff Black Friday purchase the other day to replace or under mattress restraints. The old ones were a bit used, the cuffs were a bit scratchy and a bit of a pain for when things get heated and you want to release your partner. I opted for the fairly basic set that were on offer which fit under the mattress with straps that adjust to size, which can be seen in the photo below. After a couple of minutes of adjusting they were all set to go.  One of the great things I like about them is that when they are not in use you simply stuff them under the mattress and no one will know but when you want them they're there ready to go. Another big plus for these new restraints is the cuffs, unlike our old ones which we found scratchy these include a soft cover material between your wrist and the strap. Another huge plus is the way the cuffs fix to the straps via metal rings and clips, the old ones were permanently fixed. This meant that in order to swap positions or re...

The Awesome We-Vibe Sync

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  After our disappointment with the We-Vibe Jive we were apprehensive about buying another We-Vibe product, and then we saw the Sync on Lovehoney. It looked good and it had good reviews, after a fair amount of research investigating any potential issues (in particular those with connectivity) we took the plunge and we are both glad that we did. We purchased the Sync back in March 2019 so we have had it a while now, it normally comes out on special occasions or when we have time to really relax and enjoy ourselves. It is particularly fun when used to tease while we watch porn.   App The app is pretty good, it was easy to pair with both of our phones and it seems to maintain the connection even months later. The various modes and functions are easy to use and understand. It should be noted that you can do quite a lot with the Sync, for example it is possible to run the clitoral and g-spot vibrators different rhythms and speeds. This has never caused any confusion or issues and m...

The Disappointing We-Vibe Jive

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  This was the first ever app controlled remote vibrator that we ever purchased way back in January 2018 so it is safe to say that we have some experience with it. Alrik originally purchased it while he was away so that we could still play. When it arrived I was pleased as always with Lovehoney’s discreet brown packaging. I was initially impressed by the toy’s feel and shape but compared with other toys that we have purchased since, such as the Lovehoney Dream Rabbit Rechargeable Silicone Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator we have previously reviewed, we now feel that the silicone coating could be better. Skip forward a few hours and after connecting the toy to my phone, then lubricating and inserting it which was pretty easy, I called Alrik. After a little less that sensual technical issues we managed to connect Alrik’s phone to the toy. Exhilarated by our success we began what we hoped would be a nice hot long distance session, however 5 minutes in we hit our first issue the connectio...

An awesome article by Jaimee Bell on getting the spark back in your relationship

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Have you ever wanted to get back to the early stages of your relationship with the teasing, chasing and constant tense desire for the other person? Well if you do why don't you check out this awesome by the fantastic Jaimee Bell, in it she shares some brilliant tips and advice on how to to get attention from the person you most want it from. We completely agree with her advice on sexting which is something that we frequently do when Alrik is away working and on romantic weekends, although Covid-19 has spoiled this years planned trip. Check out her article via the link below https://sofiagray.com/how-to-seduce-your-long-term-partner/ If you are looking for a toy to try together check out our review of the Lovehoney Dream Rabbit Rechargeable Silicone Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator it is amazing!! You can find it here along with where to get yours and a little 10% discount..... The...

Our new book The Birth of a Swinging Couple: Book 2: First Steps Is now live on Amazon!!

The next in our The Birth of a Swinging Couple series is now live on Amazon! Erik & Sarah have discovered that they both like the idea of introducing other people into their sex life. But can Sarah overcome her apprehension and turn fantasy into reality as they take their first steps into the swinging lifestyle..... Find out in the second instalment available below. This title can be enjoyed along with the first in the series along with many other Erotic books for free via the Amazon Kindle Unlimited program which is available on all devises. Try it completely free via the link below.

Book Review - The Insatiable Jane Travers by Isabelle Lauren

I have recently had the pleasure of reading The Insatiable Jane Travers by Isabelle Lauren which was suggested to me by Jaimee Bell another fantastic writer. The story is set in New York during the roaring twenties and follows the story of Jane Travers. Jane has been repressed throughout her childhood by her Uncle Henry, but seizes the opportunity to spend the summer with her friend Rachel who holds wild parties at her home. She soon discovers that these parties are freer than she anticipated which leads to her exploring her sexuality. I thoroughly enjoyed reading reading this book, Jane's development from an innocent virgin to an insatiable vixen was particularly interesting. The author has captivated the internal conflict and thoughts of Jane's character nicely, with her struggling to come to terms with her sexuality which is abrasive to her strict upbringing. The story progresses nicely with the background plot of Jane fearing returning to her old repressed life. The dialog ...

Apparently There are 12 Female Orgasms!

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So Lovehoney have done an interesting article on the different types of female orgasms including: Clitoral Vaginal/G-spot Blended Multiple Anal Sleep-Gasm Cervical U-spot A-spot Nipple Core-Gasm Expanded Sexual Response I never knew there were so many! Take a look at their blog here to find out more........... To recieve a 10% discount off of everything in their store follow this link or use code HONEYX10. I'm going to do some errrrr "research"............ "Alrik look after the kids!" xxxx Anna

Anna's New Favourite Toy

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So Alrik recently bought me a new toy as a treat...... and it is amazing!!! I would like to introduce you to the Lovehoney Dream Rabbit Rechargeable Silicone Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator. It's key features include: Silky silicone coating Pneumatic 3 speed thruster  Rabbit ears with 3 speeds and 7 patterns Waterproof construction for shower and bath fun USB recharging The first thing we both noticed about this vibrator is how soft and smooth the silicone coating is, it feels so nice to touch you will quickly find yourself subconsciously stroking it. I found this particularly pleasant once it penetrated me, when compared to the feeling of other vibrators we have owned. The silicone is virtually odourless, this isn't something I have found in the past with similar toys, it was a pleasant surprise. Several people have mentioned the girth of the toy being quite large however I found it comfort...

Jessica's Car Park Fun - Part 2

Jessica squatted down just as she heard a car door open, quickly she looked at the other cars and saw a young man in his early twenties watching them. She pulled Derek’s jeans down over his arse knowing that if she didn’t she would never free his massive member. She looked up at him as she seized the shaft lifting it free, her small hand made it look even bigger. She placed her other hand at the base and still there was four inches protruding above her hands, she smiled up at him before licking the tip teasing him. Then she lifted his heavy cock up then licked and kissed from the base of the shaft up to the bellend, this took a little while because of his length. When she reached the end she opened her mouth wide and forced him inside, he wouldn’t fit entirely within her mouth so she worked him with both hands as she bobbed her head up and down. She had to stop every five or six strokes to come up for air and lick his helmet, he groaned with pleasure as he watched her placing his hand ...

Jessica's Car Park Fun - Part 1

Jessica sat in the passenger seat of their Range Rover as Nathaniel drove to the meeting. She hadn’t intended to meet one of her bull’s this evening instead she was planning to allow Nathaniel to take her to dinner before taking him home to whip him for her amusement. However the sight of the younger couple clearly teasing each other had made her wet and horny and so she had instructed Nathaniel to call Derek. Derek was her preferred bull of choice he was six foot six, with broad shoulders, perfect pecs and six pack abs, Jessica loved to feel those tight muscles as he fucked her. But most importantly Derek had a huge ten inch black cock that made her husband’s three inch member look like the worm that it was. They had just finished their main meals as the couple had arrived, they were young and clearly in love but Jessica had noticed the lightly flushed cheeks of the woman and the irregularity of her breathing. She could see the sexual desire on the younger woman’s face both when she...

Hannah's Desires

Hannah pulled up outside her block of flats, her heart was racing. She grabbed her bag off of the passenger seat, opened the door, stepped out and slammed it shut. Locking the car she charged inside, through the small lobby without checking the mailbox and hammered the button for the elevator. She was in no mood to wait now, having already waited another two agonising hours after they had left while the remaining customers drank, ate and laughed. She had quickly tidied up then shouted a goodbye to her boss before racing away in her car. She had considered stopping in a layby on the way but had been put off by the number of cars she had seen in it. She had been curious why there were so many there at well past midnight but dismissed it quickly. Finally the doors opened, she stepped inside spun round and pressed the button for the fifth floor. The doors seemed the take and age to close as she waited impatiently. She couldn’t believe how she had ended up at this point, so desperately ho...